Top 10 Unemployed Philosophers Guilds
for July 2022

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Frida Kahlo Stuffed Portrait - Dreamers to Cushion Your Dreams - 16

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Frida Kahlo Stuffed Portrait

Dreamers to Cushion Your Dreams, 16" x 15"

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

Artist. Activist. Dreamer. Big props for dreamers. Not just another "big head"...the brains to go with it. Here's the one room accent for everyone who's comfortable with genius.

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  • Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.

Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. upg truly has presents of mind.

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Planet Plates Set - Eight 10 Inch Melamine Astronomy Dinner Plates - By The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Planet Plates Set

Eight 10 Inch Melamine Astronomy Dinner Plates, By The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

by ThinkGeek, Inc.
What We like

This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher, wherever adventure takes you!

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Product Features

  • Melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system!
  • Plate diameter 10".
  • Includes eight (8) plates.
  • Note: melamine plates are not microwave safe.

Includes eight (8) plates. Note: melamine plates are not microwave safe. Melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system! Plate diameter 10".

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First Lines Literature Coffee Mug - The Greatest Opening Lines Of Literature, From Anna Karenina to Slaughterhouse Five - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild First Lines Literature Coffee Mug

The Greatest Opening Lines Of Literature, From Anna Karenina to Slaughterhouse Five, Comes in a Fun Gift Box, by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Don't worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. We're a small, Brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver. For whatever you need, we have presents of mind.

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  • Featuring 24 opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature.
  • 12 oz. mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

12 oz. mug. dishwasher and microwave safe. Featuring 24 opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature.

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Disappearing Dino Mug - Heat Sensitive Color Changing Coffee Mug - Add Hot Liquid and Watch Dinosaurs Turn to Fossils

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Disappearing Dino Mug

Heat Sensitive Color Changing Coffee Mug, Add Hot Liquid and Watch Dinosaurs Turn to Fossils

by Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

Large mug, holds 12 oz.

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Product Features

  • Thanks to this clever Disappearing Dino Mug you can watch eons pass before your eyes over a cup of coffee.
  • When you pour in a hot beverage, the dinosaurs transform into fossils in a museum exhibition.
  • Disappearing mugs are not dishwasher safe but are microwave safe.

Thanks to this clever disappearing dino mug you can watch eons pass before your eyes over a cup of coffee. Disappearing mugs are not dishwasher safe but are microwave safe. When you pour in a hot beverage, the dinosaurs transform into fossils in a museum exhibition.

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Heat Changing Constellation Mug - Add Coffee or Tea and 11 Constellations Appear - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Heat Changing Constellation Mug

Add Coffee or Tea and 11 Constellations Appear, Comes in a Fun Gift Box

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

10oz Ceramic Mug - This mug is perfect for tea, espresso, capuccino, and anything else the star watcher in you desires. Disappearing mugs are microwave safe, hand wash only.

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  • A Perfect Gift - For the star lover, star gazer, astronomer, astrologer, or anyone looking for a place to put their coffee. Zodiac lovers would get a kick out of it depending on their star sign (or if they generally like cool gifts).
  • 11 Constellations Appear - Star gazing and latte drinking don't have to be separate things any longer. Sip from our unique mug while staring up at the starry night, or reading your horoscope with your morning cup of tea.
  • Heat Activated - Pour in hot liquid and the constellations magically appear. Includes: Cassiopea, Perseus, Saggitarius, Hercules, Andromeda, Scorpius, Taurus, Ursa Major (Big Dipper), Ursa Minor (Little Dipper), Orion, Gemini.
  • From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. - Don't worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. For whatever you need, we have presents of mind.

A perfect gift - for the star lover, star gazer, astronomer, astrologer, or anyone looking for a place to put their coffee. zodiac lovers would get a kick out of it depending on their star sign (or if they generally like cool gifts). From The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. - don't worry. we are employed, just not as philosophers. for whatever you need, we have presents of mind. 11 constellations appear - star gazing and latte drinking don't have to be separate things any longer. sip from our unique mug while staring up at the starry night, or reading your horoscope with your morning cup of tea. Heat activated - pour in hot liquid and the constellations magically appear. includes: cassiopea, perseus, saggitarius, hercules, andromeda, scorpius, taurus, ursa major (big dipper), ursa minor (little dipper), orion, gemini.

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Henry VIII Disappearing Coffee Mug - Add Hot Water and Watch Henry's Wives Disappear - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Henry VIII Disappearing Coffee Mug

Add Hot Water and Watch Henry's Wives Disappear, Comes in a Fun Gift Box, by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

History comes alive with our remarkable Disappearing Wives of Henry VIII Mug. This large mug features images of King Henry and all six of his wives. When you pour in any hot beverage, the poor wives vanish, leaving behind their outlines, names, and the manner in which they departed Henry's company.

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  • Anne Boleyn and Kathryn Howard were executed. Catherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves got divorced. Jane Seymour died. And Katherine Parr was the lucky winner by being widowed. This is one amazing mug, and is sure to fascinate you every time.
  • From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Don't worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. We're a small, Brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver. For whatever you need, we have presents of mind.
  • 10 oz. mug. Heat changing mugs are microwave safe, but not dishwasher safe.

From The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. don't worry. we are employed, just not as philosophers. we're a small, brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver. for whatever you need, we have presents of mind. 10 oz. mug. heat changing mugs are microwave safe, but not dishwasher safe. Anne boleyn and kathryn howard were executed. catherine of aragon and anne of cleves got divorced. jane seymour died. and katherine parr was the lucky winner by being widowed. this is one amazing mug, and is sure to fascinate you every time.

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Elizabeth Warren Finger Puppet and Refrigerator Magnet - for Kids and Adults

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Elizabeth Warren Finger Puppet and Refrigerator Magnet

for Kids and Adults

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

Comes with a removable tag with a portrait, quotes, and achievements.

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Product Features

  • Approximately 4" tall.
  • On your finger it's a puppet, on your fridge it's a magnet!
  • Click on "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" near the product title to see more great gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.
  • We make over 100 different magnetic personalities of your favorive artists, philosophers, scientists, writers, and pop-culture icons.

On your finger it's a puppet, on your fridge it's a magnet! We make over 100 different magnetic personalities of your favorive artists, philosophers, scientists, writers, and pop-culture icons. Approximately 4" tall. Click on "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" near the product title to see more great gifts. upg truly has presents of mind.

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How To: Knots Coffee Mug - Learn How to Tie Eight Different Knots - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild How To: Knots Coffee Mug

Learn How to Tie Eight Different Knots, Comes in a Fun Gift Box, by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

From the Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Don't worry. We are employed, just not as philosophers. We're a small, Brooklyn based company specializing in gifts for the sophisticated gift giver. For whatever you need, we have presents of mind.

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Product Features

  • Are you a sailor, a whaler, or just a good scout? UPG will help get you ship-shape with our How to Tie Knots mug. The mug has a cleat for a handle and comes with a length of rope. As soon as you open the box, you can follow the step-by-step instructions to learn eight classic knots.
  • So what are you waiting for? Pour yourself a hot cup of joe or chai, or cocoa, or hot buttered rum, and practice tying knots you'll need for sailing, fishing, or earning a merit badge. Is it the perfect coffee mug or the perfect pastime? (It's a tie.) You should probably buy two, one for home and one for the boat! For sailors and lubbers. Brine not included.
  • 10 oz. mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

10 oz. mug. dishwasher and microwave safe. So what are you waiting for? pour yourself a hot cup of joe or chai, or cocoa, or hot buttered rum, and practice tying knots you'll need for sailing, fishing, or earning a merit badge. is it the perfect coffee mug or the perfect pastime? (it's a tie.) you should probably buy two, one for home and one for the boat! for sailors and lubbers. brine not included. Are you a sailor, a whaler, or just a good scout? upg will help get you ship-shape with our how to tie knots mug. the mug has a cleat for a handle and comes with a length of rope. as soon as you open the box, you can follow the step-by-step instructions to learn eight classic knots.

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Last Lines of Literature Coffee Mug - The Most Famous Last Lines of Literature - From The Lord of the Rings to Moby Dick - Comes in a Fun Gift Box - by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Last Lines of Literature Coffee Mug

The Most Famous Last Lines of Literature, From The Lord of the Rings to Moby Dick, Comes in a Fun Gift Box, by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

Comes in a colorful box.

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Product Features

  • A mug featuring remarkable closing lines of some of the greatest works of literature.
  • 14 oz. mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Click on "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" above the product title to see more great gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.

A mug featuring remarkable closing lines of some of the greatest works of literature. 14 oz. mug. dishwasher and microwave safe. Click on "The Unemployed Philosophers Guild" above the product title to see more great gifts. upg truly has presents of mind.

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Brief History of Art Coffee Mug - History's Greatest Masterpieces from Da Vinci to Koons - Comes in a Fun Gift Box

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Brief History of Art Coffee Mug

History's Greatest Masterpieces from Da Vinci to Koons, Comes in a Fun Gift Box

by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
What We like

Comes in a colorful box.

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Product Features

  • The 24 images on the mug represent the evolution of Western art over the millenia-from the cave paintings of Lascaux through Da Vinci and Degas and Picasso and all the way up to Jackson Pollock, Andy Warhol, and Jeff Koons.
  • 16 oz. mug.
  • Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.
  • A crash course in the world's greatest art since the beginning of time. The bottom of the mug has detailed information on each of the works of art.

The 24 images on the mug represent the evolution of western art over the millenia-from the cave paintings of lascaux through da vinci and degas and picasso and all the way up to jackson pollock, andy warhol, and jeff koons. Click on the link to our store page near the product title to see more smart and clever gifts. upg truly has presents of mind. A crash course in the world's greatest art since the beginning of time. the bottom of the mug has detailed information on each of the works of art. 16 oz. mug.

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